Men would be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same size breasts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an “OFF” switch10. There would be no “Hooters”11. A man’s paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii!13. Men would inherit the menstrual cycle14. Men would come with software to be custom designed15. Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife16. Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth17. Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches18. Sex would last longer than 3- seconds19. Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek20. Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. Oprah asked,” Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much. Then she moved to the foot of the bed and started to kiss her way up his legs in the time-honoured fashion. When she reached half-way along the bed she took him in her mouth and began a truly fabulous session of playing with his penis in a way he had never experienced before. Her mouth covered only the helmet, and she used her tongue to good effect round the meatus; meanwhile she used her hands, which had also been oiled, one on the stem and the other on his ball-sack. After a short while he was close to his climax and she looked up to see if he wanted her to continue to his completion."That's nice," he said, "How long can you continue without making me come?" Not long, I fear, Master," she replied, "I am much better at pleasing a man than at holding him off." You do this often?" Whenever we have important guests who prefer an older woman," she replied, "My husband does not desire older women, so I am only used by important guests. I can continue, of course, and try not to be too.
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